Senin, 23 Mei 2011

Some people....

I went out this weekend with Leonidas, AC (our fabulously amazing gay friend--Danny actually coined this nickname for him, btw), and a couple of Leonidas' guy friends. Since we all know how I feel about going out (aka: I am an old woman and should be in bed by 10:30), suffice to say I needed a few shots to get started (I don't drink beer--I am adverse to potbellies on women).

While we were out, I met a few new people who were really nice. We talked (as much as you can when music is blaring over the speakers), I had shots purchased for me (which I am certainly also not adverse to), and I may have even gotten a business card for future commercial endeavors. And at the end of my night, when I was pleasantly buzzed, one of Leonidas' friends pissed.me.off. (Note: the people who I had just met were extremely nice and polite.)

What kind of guy thinks it is okay to touch a woman in such a way that makes her uncomfortable and slightly queasy?  ANSWER: the same kind of asshole that will hang out of a window and catcall to women who are walking back to their cars from the club. Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a loser winner.

Word of advice for you would-be handsy assholes out there that think it's okay to invade a woman's personal space: one of these days, you're going to get your balls cut off and handed to you. Or maybe someone won't be as nice as me and she'll throw them out of a moving car window. Either way, you'll be missing two of your prized possessions, but will have gained a valuable experience: to keep your fucking hands off girls, because let me assure you: NO MEANS NO (really, no joking).

Even more pathetic: if she's your friend's girlfriend. Yeah, that takes the assholishness to a completely different level. Even for you, you pathetic little parasite. And if your friend is too (ahem) nice to say anything, and I'm too uncomfortable to say anything, it doesn't mean it's okay to try it again.

If and when I ever go back out, and if this particular guy is there, and IF he endeavors to touch me at all.....

Y'all will probably have a much more entertaining story to read. Trust me. There are several satisfying options I can choose that will not land me in jail, although Leonidas might be a few friends short....

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