Wong Award

Today, the award for concise spam goes to...(drum roll)...Danny Wong. Thank you Danny for being to the point and sincere. Although, I am hurt. It looks like you have been seeing other lawyers. We should talk about where this relationship is going. From: jobs@tcapte.com Subject: Attention Counsel Date: July 30, 2009 10:27:50 AM PDT To: undisclosed-recipients:; Reply-To: info@tcapte.comAttention...

Plastic Lawyer

wangliu11@9.cnHANG LUNG PLASTIC FACTORY (SHENZHEN) LTD.163 DONG SHEN ROAD, E GONG LIN,PING HU ZHEN, LONG GONG QU, SHENZHEN, CHINATEL : (86) 755 28213229FAX : (86) 755 28213436www.hanglungonline.comAttention CounselRequest for Legal assistance.This is an official request for legal representation on behalf of HangLung Plastic Factory Limited. Our Company’s principal activity is toproduce and Supply...

Romeo's Lawyer

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou e-mail spam?Deny thy father and refuse thy spam filter;Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn by my inboxAnd I'll no longer be a Capulet.Romeo Orms: ormskerk7@aol.co.benwebservices.comAttention Please note that I am making this business introduction based on my regard for your credibility and your company profile I went through online. Due to your long experience in business,...

Toho Lawyer

Attention; Counselor , We, the management of Toho Tecknology (H.K.)Co Ltd., require your legal representation for our North American Customers. We are of the opinion that the ability to consolidate payments from North America will eradicate delays due to inter-continental monetary transaction between Asia and North America . We understand that a proper Attorney Client Retainer will provide the...

Iron Man Lawyer

Dear Counsel,This is an official request for legal representation on behalf ofHangzhou Iron & Steel Group Company. We are iron and steel companywith principal business in steel manufacturing and trading.We are presently incapacitated due to international legal boundariesto exert pressure on our delinquent customers and we request for yourservices accordingly. We got your contact information from...

You Can Eradicate Delays?

Mr. Blaire, thanks for the email. I don't have a lot of time to be sarcastic with you. I have all this real stuff I need to do. I will say this (and I seem to have to say it often), you already emailed me. Or one of your friends did. With this same content. You need to step it up. The whole purpose of this blog is to provide a place for your name and content to pop up when someone google's your info....

Well, top of the day to you. And the rest of the day to 'ya, laddie. Looking forward to being your number one guy. Feel free to email anytime with your unsolicited phishing scams. They make me feel important and smart. Somewhere. Somehow. I am going to get all these customers that are ripping off you poor, honest and sincere textile/fabric companies. Top of the day to you Attorney,Our company has...

If you get these emails often, you have to give credit to those who take the time to make them look legit. Like Mr. Mengfei. He gives us the classic three paragraph style letter (who we are? what we do/why we need you? What you get? But he cleans up all the bad spelling and punctuation, adds some numbers and other legitimizing facts about his organization and really sells it. So proud of you Mr. Mengfei....

Because Your Website Needs Help

Mark Bennett is a Houston criminal defense lawyer and top notch blogger, if you follow criminal defense (I do). For this weekends offering we turn to Mr. Bennett's blog and widen the scope for lawyer scams with this boiler room hustle. So if you need a lying ass hat to lie to your clients, get in touch with Web Guardian tod...

So Many Delinquent Accounts, So Little Time

chanli53@yahoo.com.hkDear Attorney: The management of Motor Electric Manufacturing Company Ltd.requires your legal representation for our North American delinquent Customers. We are of the opinion that a reputable attorney is required to represent us in North America in order for us to recover monies due to our organization by overseas customers, and as well follow up with these accounts. In order...

Spam I Am

This one should have probably just gone straight to delete. It is not directed at a lawyer. I mean, nobody really buys into these ones anymore. Do they? Come on! Western Union, South Africa and a promise of easy money? Good day, I represent NEXON IMPORT AND EXPORT COMPANY PLC based in the South Africa. My company markets and...

No New Tale to Tell

You sir, bore me. swtex2@gmail.comAttention: CounselThis is an official requisition for your legal consultation services on behalf of San Wu Textile Company Ltd.blah, blah blah.Thank you.Kun-Nung ChenGeneral Manager,San Wu Textile Company L...

Kwok, you accidently sent this to me four times. Strange that you put all your info in a Word document. All of it just seems...well, spammy. You don't want to be thought of as spammy? Do you? Kwok?Attention Attorney, Download letter attached below for detials. Kwok ClementManaging DirectorChun WO Development Holding Ltd.Email: kwockclement@live.comTel (852)2745-8389Fax (852)2744-6937Chun Wo Development...

Slow Weekend

Only law-spam was this barebones email. No effort. Come on guys! Attention Counsellor:Part-time Job Offer at 8%,if interested contact us bysending your: Full Name:, Address:, Occupation:,Job Experience:,Phone Number:, Contact: Name : Mr. Joe van HaeEmail:hae.rohm@gmail.comManag...

Dear Chang,You wouldn't happen to be the same Chang Ming Cheng of little league baseball fame? I am gonna call you tonight! You are a star! What are you doing slumming around with these spammers? And when did you move to London? Attention: Counsel, We the management of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, require your legal representation for our North American Customers. Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd,...

State of USA Lawyer

I did not even know I was listed in the "state of USA lawyers Directory." I look forward to other promising referrals from this reputable directory. Thanks for thinking of me as someone you could cheat and defraud for thousands of dollars, but I represent so many embryo cloth companies that my plate is full. Good luck in your efforts.This is an official requisition for your legal consultation services...

Ken's Lawyer

NETZDAQ SDN BHD ADDRESS: NO. 19G, GROUND FLOOR TAMAN SUBANGPERDANA, SHAH ALAM SELANGOR, 40150,MALAYSIA.TELEPHONE: 60143343371FAX:60-3-2178-4383Attention Counsel, Netzdaq Sdn Bhd is a manufacturing company with its head office in Selangor, Malaysia, with branches all over Asian continent. The management of Netzdaq Sdn Bhd. requires your legal representation for our American delinquent customers. We...

Boring Me

Hon-hing, you get zero points for content. This is garbage. Why can't you be more like Abe (see below). I will acknowledge that the bold blue font was aesthetically pleasing and made me want to trust you. However, you already contacted me. Twice. With different emails. Come on. Bring your A-game. I am waiting.From: Mr. Hon-hing Wong.Legal Representative/Owner,Quanzhou Haitian Textile Co.,Ltd,Address:...

Along Came Abe

Abe,thank you so much. After reading 6 re-hashed emails of the same content with different company names, I was starting to think this was some kind of scam. Just a touch of originality. Something new for my eyes to float over. But then came Abe. Thanks for dolling things up a bit. Here is the bad news. My email is broken. Can you call me?Dear AttorneyWe wish to retain your services to facilitate...

Re Hash

Mutual Introduction-Possible RepresentationDear Counsel,I have previously sent you an email; please confirm the receipt of this maildue to the urgency of this matter. If you are not in position to representus at the moment kindly advice immediately. After a careful review, wedecided to contact you to represent our company in North America. MatilaManufacturing Pte Ltd is a manufacturing company in...

Jinan Lawyer

Oh Chang. You little scamp. I wouldn't work for you. I have to much to do today. But a tip of the hat to you. Using a real company that has an actual website. I am so proud of you. Today, you are a man. A proper Phisher Man. Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd 292-45 shindand Seoul Teugbyeolsi , Korea Email: chming_ind@live.comAttention: Counsel, We the management of Jinan Haohua Industry, Co. Ltd, require...

I usually don't include the subject line in these emails. But this one was precious: "Please Work With Us (Good Offer)"Name: Lee Chang Company Name: City: hongkong State/Country: China heshibangEmail Address: le.chang19@gmail.com Attention : Counsel We the management of Henan Shibang Heavy Industry Machinery Co.Ltd, China require your legal representation for ourAustria Customers. We...